AISubs v3.7
Hi everyone! I'm Ryota! Say yeah!
I'm sure some of you know about this, but we did a video on how to stop peeing the other day, right?
I stopped it with my right hand at the time.
My hand was actually like this.
It was hitting like this, and now my hand hurts like crazy.
When something like this happens, as a YouTuber, you're in a lot of trouble.
So, I'm fine with it, but Tetsuya is practicing right now, right?
So in order for this not to happen, I'm going to practice Tetsuya's hand beforehand.
If I do that, I don't think anything like that will happen.
It's not like everyone's bones are going to come off, you know?
You're saying it's better to do it to a bug than to do it now, aren't you?
No, no.
Well, today...
- No, no. - Listen to me!
- No, no. - No, no.
So, today we're going to talk about how we're going to make it hard.
We're going to use this aluminum foil that's been out of fashion for a while now.
Since this is metal, if you make it hard, you can make something that's pretty close to metal.
And if you put it on top of this, it becomes metal, right?
But if you ask me why I don't do it, it's because it hurts me again when I do it.
So today, since I'm worried about Tetsuya, I'm going to make it metal.
- Momo. - Huh?
Are you okay? What's wrong with you?
I don't know. It's like, "Suddenly, you're an idiot."
[Suddenly, you're an idiot.]
You're wearing bug glasses and you're like, "Suddenly, you're an idiot."
But you know, don't you want to be a metal hand?
- I think metal hands themselves are cool. - Yeah.
If I was asked, "Isn't metal hands cool? Do you want to do it?"
I'd say, "Oh, nice."
Metal hands are cool, right? You don't want to do it?
- I'll do it. - You're an idiot!
- The question is, can you do it? - Yeah.
It seems like it takes a lot of time to make a ball on the outside, doesn't it?
- We don't know how hard it is. - Yeah.
Also, after it's really done...
- Ah, but it's bad. - It's a bad idea.
- Would you like me to do it right away? - Please do.
If you have anything you want to do in the end, please do it.
(...)
(Laughter)
- I want to do it when I'm honored. - "Honored"?
- Okay, hit it, hit it, hit it. - Isn't it too early? Isn't it too early?
- Okay, I'll do it like a "tatagi" - Okay
- This is too young - Okay
- Ouch, ouch, ouch - Please be patient
- Wow, this is like a very luxurious chili sauce - Yeah
- Ouch, ouch, ouch - It's like ice
- Okay, I'll do it like "tatagi"
- Wow, this is amazing - But it's like "hikkurikaeru" (turning over)
- "hikkurikaeru"? - Yeah, it's good
- Wow, I've heard "tatagi" is like "tatago" - Yeah, it's amazing
- It's fun and mysterious - Ouch, my elbow is in danger
- My elbow is hitting the hammer - Haha
Tatagi
- It's like a "catch ball" - Wow, amazing
- Ouch, ouch, ouch - Haha
Tatagi
- Oh no, it's time for Yumemaru to start playing - Haha
- This is bad - You started playing quite early
- Haha
- You started playing quite early - Quite early
- I'm about to lose my mind - Haha
Tatagi
- You started playing quite early - Come on baby
Tatagi
I don't want it!
Tatagi
I was going to remember a woman's face for a day on the second day of the woman's time.
I forgot it when I was a woman on the third day.
Tatagi
I'm angry! I'm angry!
Tatagi
My hands are starting to hurt.
Tatagi
Ouch!
Tatagi
I'll do it.
Tatagi
Wow!
Tatagi
Awesome!
Tatagi
Wow!
Tatagi
(Ringing)
Hey! Don't do anything else!
(Ringing)
What is it?
Hey, Tetsuya!
(Ringing)
Raise the camera!
(Ringing)
I'm going to be rich this time.
I'm going to be rich!
(Ringing)
I used up all of the aluminum foil.
It's about 25 meters.
The tip is pretty hard.
It's starting to look like an aluminum foil ball.
Once this is done,
we'll take a break.
Let's do it!
(Ringing)
Tetsuya, please be quiet.
We're going to eat sushi.
I'm going to eat it, too!
No, no, no!
Nice!
It's Blackirio.
Let's eat sushi!
(Ringing)
After lunch break,
Mushi and Toshinji switched places.
I'd like to start right away,
but it's going to be a big deal
if we get hit while eating sushi for lunch.
(Ringing)
Ta-dah!
Damn it!
The inside hasn't changed.
We crushed it with the surface,
so let's put it on top of the mochi and hit it.
Let's make it into a round shape.
(Ringing)
Ouch!
Wait! It hurts!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Hit me! Hit me!
It hurts like hell.
You don't look like a monster at all.
Do you really want me to hit you a thousand times and end it here?
Are you serious?
You guys are playing, aren't you?
This may be Kintaro's new technique.
That's not all!
Let's all hit each other a thousand times.
If you hit this line, be sure to be aware of the circle.
Of course.
Let's go!
Ouch! Wait a minute! It hurts!
You can't do that, teacher! It hurts!
Please kill me!
It hurts!
Teacher!
It's harder than before.
It's really hard.
Let's go!
I'll hit you a thousand times.
It's about 500.
I'll hit you a thousand times.
500!
A thousand!
You really want me to hit you a thousand times and end it here, don't you?
A thousand!
I'll hit you a thousand times.
Please do.
Are you crying, Tetsuya?
What?
That's my armpit sweat.
Good luck!
Let's do it!
You can do it!
Let's go!
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1000!
Ooooooh!
Aaaaaah!
Thank you for your hard work!
For now...
We still have some paper foil left, but...
If we use up all of it, we won't be able to use it again.
That's right.
This is seriously crazy.
Aaaaaah!
Rocks!
Aaaaaah!
Rocks! Seriously!
There are people who want to see a confrontation with a master.
It would be amazing if we won with a master and a punch.
Shall we do it, then?
Let's try calling him.
Do you think he'll come?
Tetsuya has become the strongest, so...
I want you to fight with me, but...
Tetsuya...
Um...
There's not much time left for you to become the strongest, so...
Please hurry up and come.
You can take your girlfriend with you.
Aaaaaah!
Hahaha!
When I heard that I had become the strongest, I was surprised!
Hahaha!
That's crazy!
He's laughing!
I'm sure he'll be happy with that cardboard box.
Right?
If we can make him punch in front of his girlfriend...
I think we'll win.
We'll win.
We'll win today!
We'll win! Finally!
It's finally time for the master.
Yes.
Let's put some strawberries on it.
Oh, I need that.
I need that.
Wow, it's time for me to use this.
I have a good feeling about this.
I can feel it, I can feel it.
I can feel it!
Hahaha!
I'm glad you came.
Come here!
You don't look strong at all.
Hahaha!
I've prepared something that will help you win this time.
Look at this!
Ora!
Hahaha!
Are you scared?
You're scared and you're not coming out.
Let's punch each other in the face.
Wow!
Which one is stronger?
Can you cheer for your girlfriend?
Can you come?
Yeah.
Hahaha!
Girlfriend!
Hahaha!
You're getting sweet!
Sorry, but I'm going to beat you up now!
Hahaha!
I'm not going to lose!
You guys sit down and do what you want!
Let's go, Sensei!
Fine with me!
Sensei, eat my punch!
Whoa!
Hahaha!
Sensei, eat my punch!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Okay, okay, let's go!
One, two!
Hahaha!
I got it!
The skin!
The skin is peeling off!
This hurts!
Hahaha!
Let's go!
I'm going to beat you up!
One, two!
Ah!
It's blood!
Hahaha!
It's blood after the skin!
Even if it's blood, I'm going to beat you up!
Okay, go straight and punch me here!
Wow, you look strong!
I'm scared!
But I'm not going to lose!
Come on!
Ah!
Ouch!
Hahaha!
Didn't you win?
Ouch!
Hahaha!
Can I say I won?
No, you won.
Hahaha!
As you can see, I'm naked.
Hahaha!
Hey, you always win!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
So, this guy was strong!
That's right!
Just in case, I thought I might be able to destroy things.
That's right!
So I bought a bottle of alcohol!
Oh!
This is the Mikawa area of Shikake Mikawa samurai!
Hahaha!
So first of all, I'm going to have this normal human, Toshimitsu-kun punch me.
Let's see how it will be with a human who doesn't have any power-up.
Okay!
Hop!
Wow!
It doesn't break, does it?
It doesn't.
It doesn't look like it's going to break.
Normally, this power doesn't increase, but...
The power of my fist is said to be 100 times that of a human.
Hahaha!
And you're going to hit me with a corkscreen blow.
Oh, no! My elbow is going to bend!
Hahaha!
My elbow is going to bend!
Okay, here we go!
Hahaha!
Okay, here we go!
Sei!
Hahaha!
What was that?
Can we do it one more time?
Seriously, this is my last punch in my life.
Even if my elbow bends here, I won't do it again.
What are you filming for?
Good luck!
Okay, here we go!
Sei!
Hahaha!
What is he doing?
He lost his balance!
I'm sorry.
I think you got punched.
You can be strong and strong, but you can't be humanly strong.
You don't need this anymore.
Here we go!
Take it off!
Oh, it's black!
What is that black thing?
That is nothing!
Why is it so black?
What is this?
It's a screw!
Today, I will make Tetsuya-kun's hand stiff in advance.
If you do that, I don't think that kind of thing will happen.
What? Is it better not to do it?
Do you want me to stop the video?